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STARRY NIGHT
♥ Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Hey hey.

replies to tags first. Heh

Rach -- You stalker, I'm a freaking loner. And if you continue to think I'm gay, you're gonna get it from me. And don't you try to gay me okay. Haha. Thank god that i'm not writing here what you did today. A gay stalker with hidden motives. HAHAHA

Jolene -- Heck care about those links. Just type in URL won't kill you right? And about being slow, I TOTALLY AGREE. Just to hasten your thinking or you'll lose out. hah

Colin -- you have a talent in writing crap stories man. Haha. You should actually start a blog writing these type of stories. Alternative is you provide me with loads and loads of ideas to make MY blog fascinating, though i consider my art of writing crap NOT BAD. Haha

Today's topic is very unique. It's about egg yolk mask. Thanks to the contributions of Esther and Rachel (Don't say I'm not grateful okay.)

This is how you make a egg mask to BEAUTIFY your face. Take only ten minutes.
In 17 simple steps:
Step 1: Get an egg that has the length of 6cm
Step 2: Ensure there's a circumference at least 3cm
Step 3: Break the egg. Slowly. You don't want an explosion (erm. I don't have any idea what that means)
Step 4: Separate the yolk from the egg white.
Step 5: Go to the nearest Coffee shop to buy roti prata. Ask for extra gravy
Step 6: Put the egg yolk in one bowl and roti prata gravy in another. As for the egg white, you can dump it out of the window and act nonchalent about it if someone shouts from below.
Step 7: Take a pipette (steal it from my school science lab if you have to. Haha)
Step 8: Extract 25ml of prata gravy (if your pipette cannot extract that little or that much, you probably got the wrong instrument. Or maybe I told you the wrong name of the instrument. It might be something else. You can even use a beaker. I have no freaking idea what a pipette is. But I only remember it's used in science experiments)
Step 9: Drip that 25ml of gravy into the egg yolk.
Step 10: Stir.
Step 11: Stir more vigorously
Step 12: Stir even more vigrously
Step 13: If you find that the new solution doesn't look nice, repeat steps 8 to 12. (:
Step 14: Now, the lovely mask is ready. But WAIT. You forgot the paint brush!
Step 15: Take paint brush
Step 16: Dip paint brush into the bowl (of mixed yolk and gravy, duh!)
Step 17: Paint your face with the egg yolk mask

That's basically the easy 17 steps needed.

Well, if you are SLOW. Here are additional steps to take:
Step 18: Feel pain
Step 19: Struggle to get that sticky yolk thing off your face
Step 20: Rush to the toilet
Step 21: Pour water over it. (That's how you remove the freaking yolk thing you believed was a mask. It does come off with hot oil. You got to pour the hot oil over your face to get the yolk thing off.)
Step 22: Look at your face in the mirror
The most important step, STEP 23: SCREAM

Your freaking face is corroded.

For those who don't know what to do next, here are more steps to follow
Step 24: Curse me.
Step 25: Shout - 'fuck! fuck! fuck! what the fuck happened to me!"
Step 26: Curse me again. But this time shout - 'fuck! which damned weirdo wrote this piece of shit?'
Step 27: Notice that bubbles are forming on your already ugly face.
Step 28: Curse me again. (seems like I don't mind being cursed)
Step 29: Plot to murder me
Step 30: Come over to my house at 12 midnight to stab my stomach
Step 31: Trip over a stray dog's tail
Step 32: Lift up he knife and prepare to stab me
Step 33: DIE!

For those shitty people who even plan to kill me, you have just met your death and I doubt you are even alive to read this part. Condolences to those idiots who think they can murder me.
I so SINCERELY hope you enjoy your afterlife.

okay. I was supposed to write crap about something else but given my poor old failing memory I totally forgot what I wanted to say.

Anyway, I want to declare that I'm not gay. Haha. And obviously everyone knows that. Unlike SOME PERSON (rach) who keeps insisting I'm gay. Haha

Last but not least, a message from a weirdo. (I'm merely a poor messenger in the weirdo world.
ATTENTION HUMAN BEINGS. WERIDOS ARE INVADING EARTH!

Beleive it or not. Hah


the sadistic weirdo has just given you a miracle way to die a great and enjoyable death. Thank me by buying me a huge box of chocolate. I just recovered from flu. YAY! CELEBRATING TIME! - who says weirdos can't catch flus?

♥ MEL
10:48 PM