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♥ Monday, February 05, 2007

hey

I'm trying to make this a long post but I don't know what to say.
Haha. No more long and lame posts about global warming. Cos I don't want esther to think i'm global warming crazy.

I shall reply tags first.

Esther -- If your brother is a weirdo, it has nothing to do with me. Haha. I'm a werido different from all other weirdos cos I'm a special weirdo. HAHA
And I'm on the loose. Careful, esther... someday I'll go over to your house and kill you. Not because I have a mental problem or whatever. I'm just a WEIRDO. Haha

Colin -- why do you call yourself a cow? Haha. That's kinda weird actaully.

Today's topic is HIPPOS

Hippos drink water, BREATHE and sleep.
Reminds you of anyone? (not me! duh!)
Okay... Here's a story of a weirdo hippo (not me)

Horny the hippo is horny. [crap. Reminder: This story has nothing to do with horny. Under 21 allowed to read]
The hippo's name is horny. [people who want to think sick, go ahead]
Okay... Horny the hippo loves to drink water that he shits and pees in. He sleeps in the water and claims it is NICE-SMELLING.
The water flows to a big lake. This lake where people (humans) bathe and wash clothings. Cos nearby is some kampong. Horny likes to sleep in the lake. Many people don't dare to bathe there cos the water is filled with shit and hippo pee. And who would dare to bathe there when you know a hippo is watching you and the hippo happens to be called HORNY? [up to you whether you wanna think sick or not]
one day, horny was bored. He came ashore. He walked to the kampong village.
Horny saw a bunch of young girls. [ come on, people... guess what happens next...]
Horny walked up to them... ...
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He opened his mouth and alot of saliva dripped out. He was drooling...
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He walked up to the nearest one... ...
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He grabbed her.... ...
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And Horny tossed her ... ...

INTO HIS MOUTH. [HAH!]

The other girls screamed.

They ran towards the little house. And as soon as hippo swallowed the girl in his mouth, he dashed towards the hut. He was getting excited. He loved young girls. [haha]
He felt the floor shake and horny stopped in his tracks.
A UFO appeared. [ colin, praise me!]

the UFO swallowed the hippo. Horny was knocked unconscius.
when horny awoke, he was in the UFO. it looked like a hotel. But horny was strapped to a corner. He couldn't move. He tried to scream, but he had no voice.
Horny saw a young girl walk past. He began to drool.
The young girl walked up to him and before Horny could do anything, he heard a click.
The woman said in an robotic voice:
"Hello, horny hippo, I would like to play a game with you."
Horny started to sweat.
"You know the rules, horny. You know what will happen in the end."
Horny tried to move, but he couldn't.

Horny felt pain in his ears. His ears were drilled to the wall. He pulled as hard as he could.
SNAP!
the ear dropped to the ground. Horny screamed. NOOO!
But, too bad. The ear had fallen out. He couldn't do anything about it.
The girl plucked his eye balls out and threw it onto the ground. She picked up a golf stick and... [you know what happens next. do i still have to say?]
Hippo was then thrown into acid. He was half covered with acid when a machine began pouring in alkali. The solution begn to neutralize. Then it became more alkaline. Haha.
Horny died.

The next day, he awoke. He found himself moving. To be precise, he was jumping. He had become a zombie.
All he could do was jump around. If he was lucky, he would be able to float abit. Haha.

This is how the story ends.

The weirdo is now exhausted from typing shit

♥ MEL

11:20 PM