10 ways to lose a guy (1) force him to buy you 8 carat rings everyday. please make sure you tell him CARAT and not CARROTS. cos it'll be so dumb if he throws you 8 carrots strung by a ring. hmm, the ring might be the metal kind we students use to ring up our notes that we write on those small coloured cards. (2) steal your granny's big golden earring. and throw it onto his bed or bag. then accuse him of seducing your granny! oh man! remember not to accept any excuses. especially if he decides to say 'they belong to me. i have a weakness for such gold earrings. i love collecting them!' (3) make him do weird chicken dances and record them secretly. then blackmail him! tell him you'll post them all over youtube if he doesn't migrate to some other country and give you a million bucks. (4) make him believe you are a professional exorcist. when he picks you up for a date the next time, splash a bottle of chicken blood at him and go 'gagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga' (5) start singing stacy's mum. except change it to: (take the guy's name as XXX) XXXcan I come over after school? (after school) We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool) Did your dad get back from his business trip? (business trip) Is he there or is he tryin to give me the slip? (give me the slip) You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be I'm all grown-up now baby can't you see XXX's dad has got it goin on he's all I want, and I've waited for so long XXX can't you see, you're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with XXX's dad. (6) put a girls' school registration form into his file. then accuse him. say 'what??? you want to join a girls' school? you're such a loser!' then tear the paper in front of him, throw the torn pieces at him. (SO DRAMA!) (7) just dump him. send him an SMS saying 'i dump you!' (aww, that's kinda mean actually) (8) make him believe he's gay. maybe even try to change his DNA report. hmm, firstly, buy a black suit. then get a trusty old blue and purple parrot. sit on the parrot and fly to the hospital. then sneak into the records room and change his profile. skills required: the ability to ride and control a parrot (9) when he's talking to you. look at some other guy. or when he's trying to get intimate, start taking out a rubberband to tie your hair. (even if you can't tie it, just start playing with it.) when he's discussing about taking relationship deeper or maybe even a marriage proposal, suddenly start laughing and say 'i get the joke!' or 'there's grass growing out of your nostrils!' (10) push him off a cliff
hmm, notice my posts aren't that sentimental anymore and for god's sake. please, people who read my blog. don't get the wrong idea. DO NOT ASSUME I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU WHEN I DON'T EVEN STATE THE NAMES! *slaps forehead*
MY DEAR EMO FRIEND MARC: thanks ar. the spams. zz. the sky is turning green. and i swear i don't have green contacts! thanks for the chocolate too! and it's dark chocolate. yay!
For those who are taking Os, let me once again assure you that i will not blame you if you don't tag on my tagboard, sms me or call me or whatever. haha. the conclusion: mel is so nice and understanding.
once again. i'm sorry about my ego >< hope you guys out there don't feel irritated. i mean, i can't help it right. i'm trying to change. and these few days i really feel that i'm kinda mean towards a few people. I'M SORRY. i don't know. so many thing are happening to me again. and i'm starting to be confused. so, erm. no hard feelings yeah. (directed to those i sms)
FAREWELL TO EVERYONE I LOVED AND TO EVERYTHING I WANTED, NOW I'M GONE.
night night people
♥ MEL
3:58 AM
♥ Saturday, October 27, 2007
MISERY LOVES ME MORE THAN ITS COMPANY
hmm, misery loves mel soooo much it wouldn't leave her alone.
here's an addition to my previous post. let's change the DREAM to THINK.
seriously, i think of that person alot. well, erm. if you wanna know who it is... the closest friends will know.
two people would fit that description. really but now, i'm quite certain that only one person fits it. cos the other one doesn't mean that much to me anymore. (PLEASE NOTE THAT I'M NOT STATING THE NAMES)
i don't want anyone to make wild guesses. i don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
life seems brighter nowadays. weirdly.
it's kinda fun talking to my friends again. the ones i haven't spoken to for weeks, months and even a year! wow
here's some lil messages to my friends. i'm sorry if i don't name everyone. i just name those who are likely to visit my blog. HAHA
denise-- HEY GIRL! you're so sweet! ((: i'll get you some nice chocolate for xmas kay! thanks for offering to buy me eyeliner, but i bought on my own already. so nice of you ((:
mabel-- thanks friend, but i don't want be melly. or SMELLY -.-
reuben-- heyhey! my friend. jia you for Os, though i'm pretty sure you'll only read this after your exams end. HAHA. it's the thoughts that counts, right? yupyup, this is sincere okay ((:
caleb-- helloooo! don't forget your cheerleader! i'll always remember you as the keyboard-instead-of-pompoms cheerleader! ((: anyways, thanks man. the atmosphere has changed. it's time to dance! ((:
evelynn-- my dearest tablemate and ex love affair (haha, i suddenly remembered it!)
stacey-- can i come over after school? haha, i think i'm like so mad already. anyways, good luck with HIM yeah ((:
marc-- eh, mr psychologist. what happened to counselling sessions? lols. everytime you sent me weird msges like 'this is spam'. and it's only one msg -.- haha, fun to msg you though ((:
ahh well. this is not the end of my post.
here is a great tip for sadists.
10 things you can do to torture a guy for guys who are interested, you could try it too.
(1) call him fat and eat loads of junk in front of him. (2) make him buy you tons and tons of lollies [aha! you know who you are!] (3) mention about any possible events where he MUST buy you a present [don't kill me please!] (4) wear sexist shirts [with words like 'boys are stupid throw rocks at them d:] (5) rebutt every single one of his statements and make sure he doesn't win (6) when he's trying to tell you something serious, or maybe even start discussing about a possible relationship, you start telling him the sky is turning orange (7) sing him girl songs with lyrics you think might offend him [you could ask me for the song titles (: ] (8) buy a roti prata as big as his face and playfrisbee, aiming directly at his face (9) video him when he's drunk and saying stupid things, then blackmail him (10) easiest of all, push him down the cliff
some of the above have been tested and proven to work. the rest, for instance no. 10, they might work though
gee, i must be real bored. this is post is SOOOO long. and i'm actually neglecting someone's msges to write this post. [sorry! you should know who you are. the one whose cue ball fell outta the table thrice! i did read your msg okay!]
this stinks. can't my dear old brother tag on my blog. break my heart. i told you i'd write a post on you. so this whole section dedicated to you la. happy? hng. i bet you are like all 'don't care' and 'still lazy to tag' or maybe even 'be happy i even came!' ZZ. so evil. keep buying me big lolly to irritate me. HAHA. so are you gonna defend yourself by tagging on my blog? heh
this has been a really really long post. and i'm getting tired.
night night folk.
recommended songs: (1) fall back into my life - amber pacific (2) five becomes four - yellowcard (3) music or the misery - fall out boy (4) meet you there - busted (5) up against the wall - boys like girls (6) alexithymia - anberlin (7) runaway - cartel (8) we could love - goot (9) the theft - atreyu (10) smashed into pieces - silverstein :D [i have it in my playlist at the side, do check it out. love this one best! ((: ]
check them out. there are still so many other
♥ MEL
12:58 AM
♥ Friday, October 19, 2007
KILL ME
seriously, i don't know what is happening to me. crap, when on earth did i start uttering all this rubbish. and now everyone says i'm crazy. okay everyone, here's the statement of the day
YES, MEL IS GOING CRAZY.
i am totally confused. i don't know what i want. i don't whether i should continue to befriend a certain few people. i don't whether i should just take my life, leave this world and let life continue as usual for everyone else.
there's this pain in my heart. everytime i think about you, i feel pain. i keep telling myself not to. we used to share something nice, didn't we? why did it all have to go away? WHY? WHY? WHY? life is unfair. i'm really really confused.
i used to dream of you everyday. okay, maybe not every single consecutive day. but eversince the day we began to stop talking so much, my heart aches. each time i think of you. i really want to cry. what pulled us apart? why can't we just forget everything's that happened and be back to normal. i'm not asking you to get together with me or what. but, just talk to me again. i missed the days we talked everyday. the days we had so much fun over the phone. being random and you being awfully sweet each time. i missed the days where you were so nice. so nice to talk to. and really really comfortable to confide in.
recently, i began dreaming of a different person. i don't get it. why do i even dream of this person when i don't feel anything. this person is really really a surprise. yes, this person brought happiness and taught me a few things. forget the past and move on. yes, everyone tells me that. hey, i did move on. met someone new.
is that all a dream? why is all these happening? the person i have been dreaming of, obviously has no idea. and i'm sure you guys reading this have completely no idea who are the few people i'm mentioning in this post. ahh, well. you should know who you are. though i hope there will be no confusions and i hope no one gets any false impressions or anything.
i just feel like crawling to a corner, hug myself and cry myself to sleep.
life sucks. don't ask me why. it just does. life's like this. especially for me. nothing seems to go my way. good things always come to an end so quickly.
buy me some eyeliner to cheer me up?
♥ MEL
4:04 AM
♥ Saturday, October 13, 2007
POUR THE CHAMPAGNE! mel is painting her nails PINK! the world is rotating the other way round and the sun is orbiting earth. the moon is not a satelitte but a huge tennis ball. pluto is now next to earth. and earth is turning orange.
gosh, what is wrong with me? yesterday was some stupid crap about birds and singapore.
MARTINI FOR CELEBRATION! we shall start a bachelor and bachelorette party. staying single is advised. cos, seriously man, why get attached when you can stay single and have suicidal thoughts all day? okay, i was just kidding. like right now, i am doing stupid things like writing crap on my blog, painting my nails black one day and painting it PINK the next
this doesn't prove anything. it only proves that i should be sent to a place
it's lovely with beautifully patterned white walls. probably made out of soft sponge that is like cotton candy or marshmallows (gosh, now i'm getting hungry) the outside is filled with pretty pretty flowers. a garden with trees. the whole grounds is serene and peaceful. the grass is green and not red. the sky is bluer than the sky in ang mo kio. it is not black. the air is fresh and smells pollution free.
hey, i'm not talking about some country side. i'm refering to a resort.
a resort in hougang. it's exactly like a chalet! beautiful!
okay, so you know where i belong. not singapore. that's too vague.
i lost my coupons to free gelato ): boohoohoo. so i'm counting on someone to buy ice cream. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. and damn, can you just tag? if you visit my blog, just tag okay. your nice lovely sis won't bite you. really. i promise. hmm, you might also wanna join your little sis in the nice resort. and you owe me ben and jerrys! HEH!
anyway, i'm horizontally and vertically challenged ): can't i grow taller? me only 158 or 159cm? hmm, that was months ago. so... prediction... AHH! I'M 160cm tall. fantastico!
junk food time. every single thing reminds me of food anything food makes me hungry time to eat! time to eat! time to eat!
♥ MEL
2:24 AM
♥ Friday, October 12, 2007
EMO TIME.
okay, damn. why so many results
DAMN DAMN DAMN!
what happened to the physics freak??????
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME???
i was super confident in my physics. not confident in my A maths. guess what, my A maths is like WAY WAY WAY better than physics.
damn it. what the hell happened to me?
mel is screwed. so screwed. SCREWED SCREWED.
ahh well, i got a new phone tho. my parents say they appreciate my hard work and honesty -.-
gosh, evelynn, what's with all the jesse mccartney? ANNOUNCEMENT: MEL DOES NOT DISLIKE JESSE BECAUSE SHE CAN'T GET OVER A GUY OR WHATEVER. seriously man, you guys like to bully me cos i'm nice? lols
birds can fly hop and walk. yeah. if only they could roll. gymnastic team of the jurong birdpark. against, maybe some other country's birdpark. hmm, it shall be called the INTERCOUNTRY BIRDPARK GYMNASTS COMPETITION.
WOW. genius. clap clap mel is seriously going crazy. her brain cells have mutated! with all the stress (from the collecting back of results, not to mention the anxiety i experienced before that SPECIAL MOMENT)
gosh, someone please stab mel. or shut her mouth with a big lolly. i should not have suicidal thoughts cos i'm not emo.
BUT BUT BUT
you'd never believe what mel did today. she pained her nails black.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DAMN REGRET, I'LL TRY TO FORGET... new band song to practise. damn regret. oh. and dear mel is gonna learn the drum and the guitar part. maybe i could start a one man band like secondhand serenade or goot. oh, not to forget out current song, FACE DOWN. when we gonna play??
and can we change band name? i serious prefer greens undefined to that chocolate coated memories
WE ARE SINGAPORE WE ARE SINGAPORE WE ARE SINGAPORE. HEAR THE LION ROAR.
seriously, i need something to kill my brain. please don't let me torture myself to death. i prefer instantaneous death
close my eyes, slower nitroglycerin then drink burning oil. damn, nitroglycerin is vitamins to me. how about... how about... i could eat razor blades. or... i know. break a beer bottle and swallow the shattered pieces. BRILLIANT.
MEL IS REMOVING HER BLACK NAIL POLISH TOMORROW
♥ MEL
6:29 AM
♥ Monday, October 08, 2007
heyhey everyone
exams over. let me emphasise again. EXAMS OVER
i'm going pooling, swimming, bowling, pooling, swimming, bowling... the list goes on...
anyway, note that shopping isn't there cos mel is no fan of shopping and she's really poor. (erm, except she got money for pooling. lols)
yupyup, mel is so screwed with her life
life is full of complications. like right now, i'm so dying cos of so many decisions i gotta make. and mel is such an indecisive freak. i really wanna kill myself for being so fickleminded.
here's some good luck wishes to my friends:
to my sec 4 friends (too many to name) all the best for your Os.
to those who haven't finished exams, all the best for your last few papers ((:
anyway, check out the vocalist of red jumpsuit apparatus. i like his hair ((:
♥ MEL
7:55 PM
♥ Thursday, October 04, 2007
helloooooo folks
it's been sooooooooooo long since i posted and i'm kinda sad my blogs like so dead. its all your fault. everyone's fault. ahha, i feel evil. anyway, i'm back! EXAMS OVER. new blogskin everything new new new.
ahh well. the freaky history exam. gosh, i was so excited even after it ended. me and my best friend woodrow wilson d:
today has been a fantastic day. i stayed home to rest. okay, maybe not really resting.
i woke up at 6 to msg a few of my friends before they headed off for school. so nice of me right. after that i went back to dreamland to finish off that chocolate bar i was eating
then i woke up at 11 plus. ate cup noodles for breakfast, the only thing i could find that could fill my tummy.
began eating the HUGE lolly. at 12.55 watched ESPN. the baseball game, supporting D backs (not because they were winning, they are cool)
the game ended. so i switched to my favourite channel. note: i'm still eating my lolly yesyes, it was fantastic. 30 seconds to mars, linkin park, fall out boy, red jumpsuit apparatus, lifehouse, BOYS LIKE GIRLS, sum 41,paramore! back to back! oh my gosh! so happy today.
ooh, so tiring
anyway, my dear tablemate eve jesse mccartney songs may be nice to you. but please, don't torture me )): later i cry in class. haha
I LOVE PATD! ((:
♥ MEL
11:04 PM
ME ♥
MEL THE GREAT ♥
how many great people on earth do you know?
MELMELMEL ♥
17yo.
09.01.1992.
pei chun public school. class of 2004.
cedar girls seconday school. class of 2008.
anderson junior college. class of 2010.
