10 ways to lose a guy (1) force him to buy you 8 carat rings everyday. please make sure you tell him CARAT and not CARROTS. cos it'll be so dumb if he throws you 8 carrots strung by a ring. hmm, the ring might be the metal kind we students use to ring up our notes that we write on those small coloured cards. (2) steal your granny's big golden earring. and throw it onto his bed or bag. then accuse him of seducing your granny! oh man! remember not to accept any excuses. especially if he decides to say 'they belong to me. i have a weakness for such gold earrings. i love collecting them!' (3) make him do weird chicken dances and record them secretly. then blackmail him! tell him you'll post them all over youtube if he doesn't migrate to some other country and give you a million bucks. (4) make him believe you are a professional exorcist. when he picks you up for a date the next time, splash a bottle of chicken blood at him and go 'gagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga' (5) start singing stacy's mum. except change it to: (take the guy's name as XXX) XXXcan I come over after school? (after school) We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool) Did your dad get back from his business trip? (business trip) Is he there or is he tryin to give me the slip? (give me the slip) You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be I'm all grown-up now baby can't you see XXX's dad has got it goin on he's all I want, and I've waited for so long XXX can't you see, you're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with XXX's dad. (6) put a girls' school registration form into his file. then accuse him. say 'what??? you want to join a girls' school? you're such a loser!' then tear the paper in front of him, throw the torn pieces at him. (SO DRAMA!) (7) just dump him. send him an SMS saying 'i dump you!' (aww, that's kinda mean actually) (8) make him believe he's gay. maybe even try to change his DNA report. hmm, firstly, buy a black suit. then get a trusty old blue and purple parrot. sit on the parrot and fly to the hospital. then sneak into the records room and change his profile. skills required: the ability to ride and control a parrot (9) when he's talking to you. look at some other guy. or when he's trying to get intimate, start taking out a rubberband to tie your hair. (even if you can't tie it, just start playing with it.) when he's discussing about taking relationship deeper or maybe even a marriage proposal, suddenly start laughing and say 'i get the joke!' or 'there's grass growing out of your nostrils!' (10) push him off a cliff
hmm, notice my posts aren't that sentimental anymore and for god's sake. please, people who read my blog. don't get the wrong idea. DO NOT ASSUME I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU WHEN I DON'T EVEN STATE THE NAMES! *slaps forehead*
MY DEAR EMO FRIEND MARC: thanks ar. the spams. zz. the sky is turning green. and i swear i don't have green contacts! thanks for the chocolate too! and it's dark chocolate. yay!
For those who are taking Os, let me once again assure you that i will not blame you if you don't tag on my tagboard, sms me or call me or whatever. haha. the conclusion: mel is so nice and understanding.
once again. i'm sorry about my ego >< hope you guys out there don't feel irritated. i mean, i can't help it right. i'm trying to change. and these few days i really feel that i'm kinda mean towards a few people. I'M SORRY. i don't know. so many thing are happening to me again. and i'm starting to be confused. so, erm. no hard feelings yeah. (directed to those i sms)
FAREWELL TO EVERYONE I LOVED AND TO EVERYTHING I WANTED, NOW I'M GONE.
night night people
♥ MEL
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ME ♥
MEL THE GREAT ♥
how many great people on earth do you know?
MELMELMEL ♥
17yo.
09.01.1992.
pei chun public school. class of 2004.
cedar girls seconday school. class of 2008.
anderson junior college. class of 2010.
