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STARRY NIGHT

Sunday, December 02, 2007

I CAN'T FORGET THE TIMES I WAS LOST AND DEPRESSED

there is no need to feel depressed over stupid things
there is no need to feel stupid about myself.

i used to think i'm a sucker.
well, actually i still do.
but nah. haha. i'm getting a little weird.
like the mood swings are happening really often.

ohkay. i hate the word MOOD SWINGS.
cos i sort of link it to MOODY.
and moody ain't good.

i rather be HAPPY ((:

aha. i shall not feel emo.
even though sometimes i feel emo over nothing.

ARGH. my stupid brain.
it's always thinking about the stupidist things.


anyways. i'm full of inspiration today!

10 REASONS WHY CHIRSTMAS IS BAD

(1) what is wrapping paper made of? PAPER!
ahh. can't you see? we're killing the trees, wasting ink, electricity to print those colourful wrapping papers!
yesyes, they look nice when they are used to wrap presents and placed under the tree.
but once chirstmas is here and everyone collects their presents from santa,
they tear the wrapping paper away.
and throw it away!
total wastage of paper!

(2) we use fake trees. and ignore the real trees.
you know those plastic chirstmas trees you buy from malls?
yeah. so we're placing them in the house and neglecting the big trees outside.
then they die... lack of attention and loneliness.

(3) we don't use real trees. so... there will be more CO2 in the air.
global warming!
trees neglected, they die. increased surface run-off!
whoopie! i'm aplying my geog stuff here.

(4) we gather in a small area to sing christmas carols.
increased amount of carbon dioxide again. tsktsk.

(5) we spend money! money flies away real fast.

(6) there's this weird stranger with a big white beard and red and white suit in the house carrying a big sack.
oh no. you thought it was santa. it was actually a burgler carrying away all your valuables and your 42 inch plasma tv. GASP!

(7) you end up wearing red socks to school when the term starts.
mummy bought too many christmas stockings. and she's too lazy to spend the money and effort to buy proper white socks for you!

(8) you receive 10 photo frames or towels.
hey, isn't that what people like to give each other?

(9) you blame poor santa when you don't get that playstation or xbox you wanted really badly.

(10) you gotta act nice. santa doesn't like naughty kids right.
oh wait, if i act nice this christmas, i might get that iPod! haha
well, erm. does santa bring a polygraph wherever he goes? ><


ahh. and there are 3 ways to stop global warming.

(1) don't breathe. less carbon dioxide give out!
(2) discard your house. demolish it and plant trees. let's swing around like tarzan.
we shall change the name EARTH to TREELAND.
haha
(3) stop the emission of greenhouse gases. simple. don't put your plants in greenhouses!

hey, mel is a genius right.
okay, even if you don't find this funny. at least laugh.

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♥ MEL
4:15 AM